Dating Jesus

A (death) match made south of heaven

February 25, 2009 · 1 Comment

sIn Louisiana, a porn star and the president of Family Research Council are both said to interested in the seat currently held by Sen. David Vitter, who got caught in his own zipper for visiting a D.C. prostitute. Vitter’s term is up in 2010.

In this corner, Tony Perkins — an early supporter of a covenant marriage law, a former cop, former Marine, and a man dedicated to reclaiming “the culture for Christ.”

And in this corner,  Stormy Daniels – former high school journalist and porn star whose fans are seeking her candidacy.

For the record, Vitter isn’t looking to vacate his seat. He’s pretty sure the voters of Louisiana have forgiven him. Whatever happens, some classic stories center on the struggle between good and evil — Jesus v. Satan, et al. Not sure where this one falls on the greatness scale, but at the least, this is a Celebrity Deathmatch made in heaven — or hell.

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Categories: Battle of the sexes

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  • Sinner Susan // February 25, 2009 at 11:24 pm | Reply

    Okay, this Tony Perkins and this covenant marriage law:

    last night I and a new recruit to the All-Girl Posse and Moment of Silence Circle had dinner BEFORE the seminary talk and dessert AFTER the seminary talk, and we returned to the subject of oppressive religion a few times. She’s a theist who has no use for religion and I’m an agnostic who doesn’t get it either. And we both especially do not understand why there are those from all sorts of belief-structures who feel the need to impress upon others their own beliefs.

    Is it a control issue? Is it their altruistic concern for us who do not See The Truth and they’re purely trying to save us? What is the PROBLEM here?

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