This is similar to our earlier exercise of building a better heaven, but go for it.
(Mine would have cold Dr Pepper in glass bottles floating down a pristine-clear creek. And avocados. And bananas — but not together as that’s a combination sure to cause gas and I don’t think I want farts in my Garden of Eden but let me think about it a moment and I’ll get back to you on that.)
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What would teenage boys laugh about then?
To be honest, fart jokes are one of my favorite things, and I am far from being a teenager and far from being a boy. Do you think God will forgive me this?
And Ray Bradbury has already described one of my Edens, and the story is even here: http://www.motherearthnews.com/Nature-Community/1978-01-01/Here-There-Be-Tygers-Short-Story.aspx
Ah, wonderful.