Christians only! (If you’re saved and you know it, think again!)

O.K. I kid, and that’s probably such an obscure reference that only about three DJers are going to laugh — or even giggle.

I hate to explain a joke, but:

Children of a certain Christian bent grew up singing, “If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!” and then you’d clap your hands. The song would progress to silly lengths — stomp your feet, wiggle your ears, flap your arms, etc.

Why was this funnier when I started typing it, as opposed to now?

My point — and yes, like Ellen, I do have one — well, I forgot my point. Sorry. My bad.

But beside the point, Relevant has an interesting essay on taking a break — be it the Sabbath or your own private time. Whatever your approach to life, do you schedule breaks? Naps, maybe? Or just quiet time alone?

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20 Responses to Christians only! (If you’re saved and you know it, think again!)

  1. Oh do love my rests! I call them “book breaks” when I read, or just good old, “I’m going upstairs to rest” Sometimes I just daydream for half an hour, sometimes I get in a good snooze. This is relegated to the weekends as I my working office isn’t equipped with a cozy bed . But I’m working on that!

  2. Puppy picture inspires this, from my FB update of the other day:

    If you love your dog as much as you love your God, please read: http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com

  3. Also, I am no longer asked to teach workshops for a certain organization because the last time I did I started each class singing:

    If you’re stupid and you know it, there’s the door
    If you’re stupid and you know it, there’s the door
    If you’re stupid and you know it,I don’t want you in my class
    If you’re stupid and you know it, there’s the door

    Apparently, some of the Phds were offended….however, after several years of people not reading the course description for comprehension, I was more offended.

    • I love this renewal of the old kids’ hymns. We, of course, on the way to and from church but outside the attention of our parents, wrote a whole buncha lyrics: If you’re happy and you know it, let a fart (let a fart!); if you’re happy…you get the idea.

  4. If You’re Happy and You Know It is a Christian song? We sang it in primary school all the time.

  5. My firstborn used to sing, “if you’re happy in your nose, clap your hands”

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