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But if the girls were 18, that would be legit.
Odd how that one year…
I don’t see any harm in these women getting excited about the new movie or even by the younger men in the movie. Men get excited by younger, sexy women in the movies/TV all the time. They may not gather together like women do….oh wait, they do. Ever notice the commercials during football games?
Jac,
Regarding men getting together to watch football…it’s really no big shakes. Whenever I am lucky enough to catch a game with my father, two sons, two brothers, and friends…there’s usually just a lot of beer and wine, swearing, yelling, and of course the slamming of the weakest person in the room as well. There’s also wings, pizza, sandwiches…and when Michigan State and the NE Patriots are scoring-there is cheering!
See Jac, you’re really not missing much. So what do women really do when they “go to power their noses?”
I can only speak for myself, but I’ve never once powdered my nose, nor used that as an excuse to go to the bathroom. Usually — not to be coy — I just excuse myself by saying, “I’m going to go see if the toilets flush.”
But DJ, women ALWAYS go to the bathroom together!
Do you know why? So we can go in there and make fun of you.
Not really. I have never once asked a woman to accompany me to the bathroom. Man, either. I feel that is a private time and I don’t need to share it with my girlfriends.
“women ALWAYS go to the bathroom together!”
Why do men ALWAYS say things like that? Yuk yuk yuk……
“go to power their noses?”
“”but I’ve never once powdered my nose”"
Wo, I thought he might’ve been talking about cocaine!
I’ve never done that, either. Have only smoked one joint, and I didn’t even make it to the end. If you poured all the alcohol I’ve ever had you might fill a 2-liter bottle. Maybe two 2-liter bottles. I have lived a chaste and dull life and I believe tonight I’ll wander out and get rip-roaring drunk. (Not really. I’m an ass when I’m drunk. I lose my two inhibitions and chase off my two remaining friends.)
as I pointed out to a friend – none of the actors are 17, and the vampire in the story is hundreds of years old. BUt I don’t read the books and Im totally Team Buffy on this one.
Do you remember how marvelously Paul Reubens did in “Buffy,” the movie? I thought I’d bust a gut laughing.
“women ALWAYS go to the bathroom together!”
Why do men ALWAYS say things like that? Yuk yuk yuk……”
Because we see them do that in the movies, and occasionally in real life.
Nah, I was just teasing about “ALWAYS”
But I see men do a lot of things in movies that I see only rarely in real life — like shoot a gun, or leap down stairs and stuff.
Okay ladies, should we let the guys in on our secret? Just don’t spread it around guys, but the ladies’ rooms are sooo much better than men’s rooms. There are big screen TVs, free massages, Disneyland-like rides. That’s why it always takes up longer and that’s why there are often long lines to get in.
Jac,
Do the big screen TVs have the NFL Network?
BTW…Jac…how do you know what a men’s room looks like? :)
I’ll let Jac answer, but I tend to wander into men’s rooms just because I WANT to see what they look like. I always send in a canary (a guy) first. I’m not a pervert or anything. I just want to see if they have the same accoutrements as do we.
They don’t, if you’re wondering.
Yes, we do occasionally send in spies. DJ was apparently one! Some even claim that its because the ladies’ room lines are too long, but really….ok I think I’m sharing a bit too much given that you are of the other gender. And I’m not even going to tell you what’s on our big screen, holographic TVs!
Sssh~! Don’t tell them about the big-screen TVs!
Did I say we had big-screen, holographic TVs? I meant to say that we didn’t have big-screen, holographic TVs. It was just a typo. Silly me. haha
(Good one. Good deflection. My hat is off to you, you’re that slick.)
I watched “Raising Arizona” a few nights ago and learned that technique of correcting a faux pas from H.I.’s boneheaded jailbird friends. Ever see it? I love that movie – for some reason.
Who would have time to watch them anyway, what with the game rooms, the Olympic sized swimming pools, the bumper cars, etc.?
A female college professor and I were in London some years ago, and we decided to lunch at Harrod’s.
After lunch we were given complimentary passes to the loos. Without those passes we would have had to pay one Pound Sterling (about $1.60) each.
We went to our respective loos. I asked her what the she-loo was like and she replied, “Nothing special.”
I told her that the he-loo had fur-lined toilet seats and were outfitted with springs (sort of like shock absorbers on autos.)
For some reason she didn’t believe me.
But it makes for a great story. I used to tell my brothers they handed out $20 in women’s bathrooms. I don’t think they believed me, either.