This is sad on five different levels.

Posted on December 16, 2009 | 10 Comments

Now you can Type N Walk on your iPhone.

Ah, me. Ah, technology. Ah, life.

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10 Responses to This is sad on five different levels.

Humphrey | December 16, 2009 at 4:19 pm | Reply

This is absolutely great. Seriously. Full advantage of the technology…now if they could only overlay with with semi-transparent porn and the smell of bacon cheeseburgers.
- datingjesus | December 16, 2009 at 5:15 pm | Reply
  
  The bacon cheeseburger, yes! Not sure about the porn, though. I am not a partaker because Baby Jesus says no.
  - Humphrey | December 16, 2009 at 5:25 pm | Reply
    
    but what did grown single man Jesus have to say on the topic? I can’t find the word “porn” or its deviants in the Bible.
sharon | December 16, 2009 at 5:23 pm | Reply

I knew for sure we were going to hell in a handbasket when I saw the print ad where the ginormous SUV is driving through Zion or Bryce Canton or one of those national parks with all the sandstone, and the kids in the back seat are glued to the movie on the built-in theater system.
- Cynical Susan | December 16, 2009 at 10:57 pm | Reply
  
  Heh. Were they watching the Nature Channel?
  - sharon | December 16, 2009 at 11:11 pm | Reply
    
    I don’t recall, but it wasn’t the Nature Channel. More like Star Wars or X-Men or Batman.
Cynical Susan | December 16, 2009 at 6:49 pm | Reply

But aren’t the bacon-cheeseburgers the porn?
- datingjesus | December 16, 2009 at 6:56 pm | Reply
  
  I take it back, then.
vegas710 | December 16, 2009 at 10:39 pm | Reply

OMG this is teh awesome.
Mario Saccoccio | December 16, 2009 at 11:49 pm | Reply

Uber-Technology, the last bastion of a dying society. (Honey! Where’s the remote?)