Now you can Type N Walk on your iPhone.
Ah, me. Ah, technology. Ah, life.
This is absolutely great. Seriously. Full advantage of the technology…now if they could only overlay with with semi-transparent porn and the smell of bacon cheeseburgers.
The bacon cheeseburger, yes! Not sure about the porn, though. I am not a partaker because Baby Jesus says no.
but what did grown single man Jesus have to say on the topic? I can’t find the word “porn” or its deviants in the Bible.
I knew for sure we were going to hell in a handbasket when I saw the print ad where the ginormous SUV is driving through Zion or Bryce Canton or one of those national parks with all the sandstone, and the kids in the back seat are glued to the movie on the built-in theater system.
Heh. Were they watching the Nature Channel?
I don’t recall, but it wasn’t the Nature Channel. More like Star Wars or X-Men or Batman.
But aren’t the bacon-cheeseburgers the porn?
I take it back, then.
OMG this is teh awesome.
Uber-Technology, the last bastion of a dying society. (Honey! Where’s the remote?)
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