Sign. Me. Up. Sign-me-up-sign-me-up.

Well, me and Mr. DJ, that is. And there we are, gamboling down the beach!

I lie, but imagine: Honeymoon tester. It’s a real job and I want it.

4 Responses to Sign. Me. Up. Sign-me-up-sign-me-up.

  1. Do “second honeymoons” count? I’ve been married for 41 years–to the same woman.

    • NO ONE STAYS MARRIED THAT LONG! Whazza matter? Lack of initiative?

      O.K. I give. Mr. and Ms. Jay get first dibs on testing honeymoons.

      • My advice to anyone who studies for a PhD–first, get divorced. Your family will thank you.

        My wife’s doctorate took eight and a half years, including a year’s internship at the University of Miami. During that year, somehow we moved from Maryland to Birmingham.

        That was the Year from Hell.

  2. Mario Saccoccio

    Great Ideeer! I have friends who travel aboard cruise ships about 4~6 times per year.
    I don’t believe that they would give up cruising, though.
    Perhaps they could send these couples to some of the danger hot-spots around the world and report in from there.
    Hey wait a minute! P.J. O’Rourke did that already!
    “Holidays in Hell” was a great read!

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