That sounds like a set-up for a joke, doesn’t it?
It isn’t. But this one decided to write a letter to BP to protest the Gulf oil disaster.
That sounds like a set-up for a joke, doesn’t it?
It isn’t. But this one decided to write a letter to BP to protest the Gulf oil disaster.
You know that letter will get tossed out, given the illegal status of that citizen.
Ah, but can we know for sure the turtle is not a citizen? I mean, would you deny rights to Mr. Professor? Different species, I know, but still.
If I could deport Mr Professor, I would. I’m mean like that.
If I could lose Junior, I would. I’m mean like that, too.
I’ll meet you at the train station. Bring Junior with his bags packed. I’ll bring Mr P.
Junior has no bags, though he does have a shoulder mailbag that is quite fetching. Lemme run and go pack it.
Most turtles can live as long as humans, so chances are that the turtle was born here therefor it is a citizen.
Great. Another “Anchor Baby Turtle.”
Go ahead, Mr. Turtle!
Definitely looked suspicious to me — and its ACCENT! Woo!
From Media Matters:
Fox News Myths and Misinformation about The Oil Spill
http://mediamatters.org/research/201006240025
The media attention had an effect:
“… last week’s suspension of at-sea turtle rescues has been lifted … a pilot program has been launched pairing sea turtle biologists with burn unit teams.”
http://motherjones.com/blue-marble/2010/06/sea-turtles-burned-backlash
Yeh, Media! We’re not all scrum!