I have to say that a couple of times, I forgot I’d declared today Total Disclosure Day, and I didn’t take time to run the tape backward so I’m not sure I was completely, unvarnished-truth honest, but here’s something funny that happened, anyway:
I was on a radio show today (mentioned earlier, whatever, lemme stop flogging that, ‘k?) and as I adjusted the headphones, I thought, “Oh, no! I have to tell the truth!” I wasn’t like I’d planned to lie while on-air, but it’s a funny time to try to be honest, participating in a public forum that generally requires not so much that you are Honest, but that you are Interesting.
So. The three others on the show are far, far, far more culturally savvy than I. They certainly know their movies and books, and I found myself sitting quietly while they talked because honestly? If I’d tried to add anything, I’d either have to pretend I knew what I was talking about, or I’d say something egregiously dumb. So I said nothing. I’m not sure I was a fabulous radio talk-show-guest, but I was an honest one.
That photo of me? That was shot by the fabulous and ever-talented Chion Wolf. When it was shot, I believe I was chanting to myself, “Don’t lie, don’t lie, don’t lie” but you can’t tell because I’m all cool and stuff. Anyway. I find these little exercises to be interesting, because even though tomorrow is not Total Disclosure Day (it is, as I’ve mentioned earlier, my Own True Birthday), I will probably be a tinge more honest all day. Probably. This probably makes me sound like I rack up fibs every day. I don’t, but I do manage to skim the truth more than is probably decent.
Anyway: Onward to Fairly Honest But Not All Bent Out of Shape About It Day.