Genie grants you three wishes. What would they be? (It says that Aladdin’s rules apply. Does any one know the Aladdin rules? Because if we can’t agree on the rules, let’s just not have any, ‘k?)
1. I somehow magically find a ton of money that no one claims and I get to do with it what I want and this news does not reach any of my moocher friends and I think this should count as one wish even though I used “and.”
2. I get to go back to fourth grade and kick Curtis Gilliam in the head. That’s right, Curtis, baby. I’m still pissed.
3. Something about world peace. That we have it. Yeah.