Alright. I’ll try not to be the hag in the corner throwing rocks at the youngsters (though that is my next career…), but check out these holiday undies:
“Loved By Karen” for the men.
“Property of Justin” for the women.
And yes, I know you can put your own text on your own drawers at the website, but as a guide? The text in the ad bites, big time.
Dating Jesus 
What battle? If it is over the silly “holiday,” you women can have it!
“Calvin? Wh… Why do you keep calling me Calvin?” “Well, that is your name, isn’t it? Calvin Klein? It’s written all over your underwear.”
Back to the future
Mario, it appears that maybe you misunderstood. The post is titled ‘The battle of the sexes and VD Day’ as commentary on the way that the very concept of the battle of the sexes is manufactured, propagated and commercialized. Mainly though, the post was referring to how the men’s underwear mean they are loved, while the women’s underwear mean they are property, according to the advertisement.