Kevin McCarthy didn’t want it. Paul Ryan insists he doesn’t either, so who does that leave for Speaker of the House?
A day laborer, or jornalero/a, of course. If no one wants to be Speaker, then such a job would generally go to a hard working immigrant, yes?
Seems fair. Check out what the Speaker makes. And here’s a particularly compelling story about day laborers, from The Nation.
Dating Jesus 
I’LL TAKE IT!
For that kind of money, I can screw things up as good as any Republican or Democrat. And I’m a citizen. I’ve got papers and everything.
Great healthcare plan, too. Where do I sign up?
Let me get back to you on that…