So some Famous Christians® at Hobby Lobby are being investigated for swiping historically significant Biblical artifacts from Iraq.
Evidently, the stuff was to go into their Biblical museum (pictured), which is scheduled to open in 2017 in Washington.
Dating Jesus 
Yeah but it’s okay because they’re, y’know, CHRISTIANS, and they couldn’t possibly do anything wrong. Especially when it comes to religious stuff. Right?
Rich Christians, too.That’s a whole other rulebook altogether.