Best thing I’ve read all week…

,,,comes from Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, called “Woman Facts:”

Behind men’s backs, all women speak French.

The “period” is a myth devised by the 1810 Ladies’ Secret Conclave. Tampons actually serve to prevent the genie from escaping.

If you stare at a woman for over a minute without protective lenses, you will go insane.

Whenever a man leaves a room full of women, all the women sigh dramatically and mutter, “Not man enough!”