Back in 2011, stimulated by I-don’t-remember-what, I coined a word I thought was worthy of the Urban Dictionary. I submitted it, it was accepted, and I hope that one day my obituary will include my contribution to the English language.
As you can see from the definition, shitmentum surpasses momentum, and it isn’t at all entertaining.
Here’s disturbing: During Super Tuesday, my neighboring state of Massachusetts went for Drumpf — which means that mini-vaca I was planning in the rolling hills of the Berkshires will have to be scrapped. I will not give my money to Massachusetts until it apologizes.
So buckle up, heathens. We’re heading into the brink. And thank you, Norine, for the reminder.