How to get your pro-life card

From LOLGOP at EclectaBlog:

If you want to call yourself “pro-life,” fine. You just have to meet at least five (5) of the following requirements:

[  ] I support publicly funded nurse coaching.

[  ] I support universal health care.

[  ] I support paid parental leave.

[  ] I oppose the death penalty.

[  ] I support comprehensive sex education.

[  ] I oppose abortion in nearly all circumstances (if you must).

[  ] I believe abortion should be safe and legal, which makes the procedure less common.

[  ] I oppose wars of choice.

[  ] I believe that pregnancy should be qualifying event for health insurance, because that’s the least we can fucking do if we want a child to be born healthy.

Support any five — even the one I don’t support — and you can have your pro-life card.

To which Alison adds: “I support efforts to ensure that babies once they are born have the material support they need to be healthy and thrive”