Just once — once! — I’d like to be able to read a comment of yours without having to google something. Say something stupid. Make me feel smart, would ya? I’m public-schooled.
I thought you would get that one.
But…okay… I’m confident that on day one of the Trump Presidency, everything will be in good hands.
I stole that one. Does it still count?
Dating Jesus 
I didn’t know Lapsarian was a breed.
Just once — once! — I’d like to be able to read a comment of yours without having to google something. Say something stupid. Make me feel smart, would ya? I’m public-schooled.
I thought you would get that one.
But…okay…
I’m confident that on day one of the Trump Presidency, everything will be in good hands.
I stole that one. Does it still count?
How about….
Obamacare’s individual mandate is no big deal.
I stole that one, too.