It is tempting to call bullshit, but…

…when Gen. David Petraeus fainted during a Congressional hearing in 2010, no one blinked. The cause was dehydration/jetlag/a lack of food. We paused and then moved on. In 1992, when Republican Pres. George H.W. Bush fainted and vomited in Japan, some of us rude people made jokes, but I don’t remember any one using that as a …

Want to watch the Apple hearings in D.C. today?

On the East Coast, they start at 1 p.m. and you can watch them on C-SPAN 3 here. You can also watch a live stream from the House Judiciary Committee. Want to know more? Go here. And here’s Apple’s prepared testimony, which they released on Monday.