By the time you read this, I will be…well, I don’t know.

We picked today — the first day in weeks with rain forecast — to move our heavy stuff to storage, while we get ready to move into our furnished summer cottage in a town about a half-hour from here. We’re pretty sure we sold the house. We’re pretty sure the closing is Friday. We’re completely …

What the hell’s the matter with me?

I feel like sharing. Do you feel like listening? I woke up this morning feeling really crappy about myself because I’d just completed a not-sex dream with George Clooney. I like George Clooney. I like his acting. I like his politics — though he’s a little too perfect, looks-wise, for me to think dirty thoughts …