I think I was an asshole parent

The grandbabies came for Camp Granny yesterday, which meant a sleep-over and a whole day to knock around. I am a Serious Person Who Thinks Serious Thoughts, but not with these nearly-five-year-old twins. I take off my shoes. I pretend to be an alligator. I don’t sweat it when they make pillow forts or destroy …

What the hell’s the matter with me?

I feel like sharing. Do you feel like listening? I woke up this morning feeling really crappy about myself because I’d just completed a not-sex dream with George Clooney. I like George Clooney. I like his acting. I like his politics — though he’s a little too perfect, looks-wise, for me to think dirty thoughts …