The Gods (gods, gods, gods) of Egypt (egypt, egypt, egy…)

OK. That was supposed to be an echo and I get points for trying. Mike the Heathen sends this, a send-up of an upcoming movie called (yes!) The Immensely Caucasian Gods of Egypt. Oh, wait. I got the title wrong, but you get my meaning. Strangely, this group of thespians look precisely nothing like the …