Why, hellooooo, Hobby Lobby

So some Famous Christians® at Hobby Lobby are being investigated for swiping historically significant Biblical artifacts from Iraq. Evidently, the stuff was to go into their Biblical museum (pictured), which is scheduled to open in 2017 in Washington.  

Satanists plan to test the Hobby Lobby decision in Missouri

A pregnant woman who goes by the name of “Mary” (see what they did there?) says she plans to test the Hobby Lobby decision because the state’s 72-hour waiting period is a hardship for her. She is supported by area Satanists because: As a religion, the Satanic Temple argues, its adherents could claim that state …