Tag Archives: Jeb Bush

Jeb!’s gun

CbXbjS-XIAAU4cJA picture has been circulating on Twitter of Gov. Jeb! Bush’s handgun on Jeb!’s Twitter account, with the word “America” as the tweet. I can say no more than what Michael Moore said about it.

And thanks, Leftover, for this, too.

 

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I have an idea for Jeb’s “Christian Only Refugee Program”

Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush reacts to a question at the Mountain Shadows Community Center in Las Vegas Monday, March 2, 2015. Bush distanced himself from his family on Monday as he courted senior citizens in Nevada, the first stop in a national tour aimed at key states on the presidential primary calendar. (AP Photo/Las Vegas Sun, Steve Marcus)

Jeb! Bush! mentioned on CNN earlier this week that the U.S. should strictly focus its aid on refugees who are Christian.

If Jeb! gets into office, I think he should give priority to Fundamentalist Christians, the One True Christians® We can have a Bible quiz and if the refugee gets less than 95 percent, that refugee must go to the rear of the line. I’m not sure how we’ll handle children. Make them sing, “Jesus Loves Me?”

Honest to God. You can’t make this stuff up. In fact, this suggestion is about as far from Christian as you can get. Here’s Pres. Obama’s response.

Jeb!? Stop talking. You embarrass you.

 

And in weird, apocalyptic time travel news:

MTIxNDI3MjkzNDE1MTc5Nzg5Ben Carson would not abort Hitler’s fetus.

But Jeb Bush would kill baby Hitler.

Has any one thought to ask the other candidates if they would travel back through time to abort Hitler’s fetus or kill him as a baby? I get where this is going. I do. But is this what passes for political discourse these days? And has any one thought to change the oil in the clown car? How about:

If you could travel back in time, would you stab Atilla the Hun?

Stalin?

Judas?

Oh, oh! I have another one: If you could travel ahead in time, would you figure out Wednesday’s lottery number and clean up? Rearrange someone’s office at work just to freak them out?

I mean, Jaysus. Can we get back to the topics at hand?

Just asking.