I have an idea for Jeb’s “Christian Only Refugee Program”

Jeb! Bush! mentioned on CNN earlier this week that the U.S. should strictly focus its aid on refugees who are Christian. If Jeb! gets into office, I think he should give priority to Fundamentalist Christians, the One True Christians® We can have a Bible quiz and if the refugee gets less than 95 percent, that refugee must go to the rear of the line. I’m […]

And in weird, apocalyptic time travel news:

Ben Carson would not abort Hitler’s fetus. But Jeb Bush would kill baby Hitler. Has any one thought to ask the other candidates if they would travel back through time to abort Hitler’s fetus or kill him as a baby? I get where this is going. I do. But is this what passes for political discourse these […]