How to get your pro-life card

From LOLGOP at EclectaBlog: If you want to call yourself “pro-life,” fine. You just have to meet at least five (5) of the following requirements: [  ] I support publicly funded nurse coaching. [  ] I support universal health care. [  ] I support paid parental leave. [  ] I oppose the death penalty. [  …

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