Best thing I’ve read all week…

,,,comes from Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency, called “Woman Facts:” Behind men’s backs, all women speak French. The “period” is a myth devised by the 1810 Ladies’ Secret Conclave. Tampons actually serve to prevent the genie from escaping. If you stare at a woman for over a minute without protective lenses, you will go insane. Whenever …