Rapture = School’s out forever

The Texas state Supreme Court has sided with a family that chose not to educate their children whilst awaiting the Rapture. The court did not, however, define how and whether home-schooled students should be educated. (For you uninitiated, here’s more on what means “the Rapture.”) As Mike the Heathen says — well, I stole the …

Does Jesus want you stupid?

If you’re waiting for the Rapture, are you under no obligation to educate your children? You can learn more about just such a case here, in Texas. You can learn more about the Rapture here, but if that’s too confusing, let me know. Maybe I can explain it.

Sis. Michele Bachmann says: Jesus is coming (because of the gays)

In yet another gift to satire writers everywhere, former Congresswoman and current Queen of Crazy Michele Bachmann said in a radio interview that…well, just listen to it, won’t you? You can listen to more here. According to Christian Extremist and Cosmic Birth Pains Observer Bachmann, the Rapture is coming. Jesus is coming, but it’s happening …