Now you can have faith-based chicken!

Or faith-based coffee, or faith-based Buicks — or, wait. Buick does not market specifically to faith-based consumers, and so they get a zero out of 35 on the FEI — Faith Equality Index, from Faith Driven Consumer™, a North Carolina-based organization that seeks to rally faith-based consumers (let’s be honest: They mean Christians who cling to their …