TrusTED says: Let’s bring fatty crap back to ‘Murica’s lunchrooms

Because I couldn’t find the channel changer, I watched Ted Cruz (stop what you’re doing, and go here now) tell a screaming Indianapolis rally that when his wife, Heidi, is First Lady, there’ll be French fries back in school lunchrooms. This is not the first time he’s said such a thing. He said “French,” not …