Let’s be like Mariah Carey’s dancers in 2017

So if you read the papers yesterday, you already know that Mariah Carey had a rough performance when she tried to ring in the New Year. Hey. It happens, but the twitterverse was quick to jump all over the veteran performer because I’m pretty sure all those tweeters have been in a similar situation, and handled it …

It is tempting to call bullshit, but…

…when Gen. David Petraeus fainted during a Congressional hearing in 2010, no one blinked. The cause was dehydration/jetlag/a lack of food. We paused and then moved on. In 1992, when Republican Pres. George H.W. Bush fainted and vomited in Japan, some of us rude people made jokes, but I don’t remember any one using that as a …