In which being a turd makes you famous

…but only for a minute. I’m back on early now.

Play your #womancard

I intend, per Candidate Drumpf, to play my woman card by asking for a 21 percent discount on everything I buy, from now until we have pay equity. That, or I’d use my woman card to climb to the top of Corporate America, and start spitting. My friend, Helen Ubiñas, who writes a column for …