They’re slightly different from the 10 Commandments with which we’re more familiar. In fact, they seem a little looser:
1. Don’t lie.
2. Don’t cheat
3. Don’t have affairs with aides
4. Don’t hire relatives of aides’ with whom you are having an affair
5. Don’t claim immunity because your activity is not technically prosecutable
6. Don’t use government aircraft for dangerous liaisons
7. Don’t hike the Appalachian Trail
8. Don’t go looking for that “sparking thing”
9. Don’t make foreign bed chambers a rationale for chamber of commerce trips
10. Do resign when found guilty of any of the above
Dating Jesus 