From the fabulous Sarah Haskins, in her Target Women series.
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A blog companion to the book by Susan Campbell
From the fabulous Sarah Haskins, in her Target Women series.
Dating Jesus 
She gave away all my secrets.
Which explains why you’re Justjss, man about town.
Fortunately, I already have a hot chick, as you are well aware.
Yes, you do. And you treat her good, you hear me?
I’ve had the same hot chick for 41 years.
If I was you? I’d walk that hot chick over to the keyboard and show her what you just typed about her.
Where are the videos for getting hot guys?
Not to be indelicate, but I have found — as a non-hot chick — that getting a hot guy is not that complicated. I say that with love.
She’s that hottest of hot chicks — the kind who doesn’t know she’s hot.
Oh, even better!
“that getting a hot guy is not that complicated”
You gonna offer a seminar?
Here’s what you do: Sit on a bar stool. Look to the left and then to the right. And then ask in a really loud voice, “Who’s going to buy me a drink, already?” Swear to God, even if you don’t drink alcohol (and I don’t, much) SOMEone will come buy you a drink. Whether that’s a hot someone, well, I leave to you.
Your seminar needs a non-bar module.
O.K. I guess you could try McDonald’s. Or Wendy’s. Definitely it would work at Burger King.
Hot guys hang out in crappy restaurants? Maybe I’m looking for a different demographic.
I can’t help you with smart men. Only hot ones. And the smart/hot ones, I believe, are probably already taken.
Nah, I made that up. They’re not all taken.
You have to get them in the drive-through. Just wait for a good one, open the passenger-side door, get in, and tell him what you’re having.
Strangely enough, you are more likely to get a free meal and find out if the person has a sense of humor than you are to be arrested for attempted carjacking. Unless you are a man. Men, do not try this.
Amen.
I’m laughing out loud and wondering which of your girlfriends told you about this.
And, funny, I bet it only works on men.
I’ve only ever tried it on men, yes, and it’s worked every time. Did I mention it helps to have a six-shooter in one hand and it helps further to wave it around menacingly?
I kid!
Well, I tried it at the bar, and the only thing guys said to me was “sit down and shut up, we’re watching see the game!”
Oh, crap! The Yankees-Phillies. I’m so very sorry, Cynical. I didn’t time that very well, did I? Your assignment is just to head back out there tomorrow night (off-night). Less distraction.
Speaking of hot chicks and the World Series …
I saw this and just could not imagine what I could say about this. Something about the love of the game, maybe? I just don’t know. The mind boggles, it toddles, and then it falls over and doesn’t get back up.
“The mind boggles, it toddles, and then it falls over and doesn’t get back up.”
Hey, that’s usually MY excuse!
And you’re welcome to take it back. I just needed to borrow it a moment.
I think we all can use it from time to time — “I couldn’t help myself, my mind simply boggled and toddled and then it fell over and couldn’t get up. Not for hours.”
“Not to be indelicate, but I have found — as a non-hot chick — that getting a hot guy is not that complicated. I say that with love”
Betcha your husband disagrees with your assessment.
Plus, I’ve seen your photo. You are not a non-hot chick.
Do not patronize me. I am not a hot chick and I’m actually happy about that. And if my husband didn’t think I was a hot chick (as I think he’s the most handsome man in any room he graces), we’d probably be in trouble. But thank you, probably.
“Thank you” was the only part of that paragraph that was required, I think. If you require any more editing assistance, just call me.
Oh, shut up.
Love,
Justjss
It just occurred to me that the supper meeting I’m heading to is, in fact, in a bar. Now what did she say, “who’s going to buy me a diet coke, already?” That was it, right?
Shoot. I only just got this and so wasn’t able to be your spiritual guide. How’d it go?
I love Sarah Haskins. Target Women is my end-of-the-week pick-me-up.
And I am definitely a non-hot chick, lol.
I believe we’ve all taken a holy vow NOT to be hot here. It takes the pressure off. Sarah Haskins rocks.
“we’re watching see the game!”
No, they weren’t drunk, I mis-typed. “See”should not be there.
Well … my reaction was, police in Philly spendin’ a leetle too much time on Craigslist.
Looking for what, d’ya think?