This proves it: They’re yours only if you paid for them.

vAnd if you didn’t? The pageant people just may call and ask for a refund.

Normally, we confine our attention to higher things, but the whole extended Carrie Prejean dust-up just got more interesting because the Miss California pageant people are asking for repayment for Prejean’s pre-pageant breast augmentation.

I know. It’s painful to learn that beauty queens don’t necessarily come with their original parts. Or they come with their original parts, plus some.

Be that as it may, if you’re not up to snuff on the dust-up? Here’s a nearly up-to-date recap.

And thanks, Huffington Post, for the link.

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  1. Aren’t there plenty of pageant ready women out there? Why would Miss America have to pay to alter people so they can compete? I do not get that at all. And no, they can’t have that money back. That’s ridiculous. It’s an investment, they lost.

    1. I think they’d have a hard time getting that money through legal (or illegal, for that matter) means. The whole thing just seems spiteful, on everyone’s part.

  2. Repo Man?
    I could do Repo Man.
    But I have to clear it with my Voc Rehab counselor.
    Don’t want to risk re-injury with too much heavy lifting.

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