…as I don’t think Franklin Graham is up to the task.
News has broken that Russia has “compromising” information on the president-elect that may involve “perverted sexual acts” including having Russian prostitutes perform “golden shower shows” for him on a bed once slept in by the Obamas.
If you have not heard of “golden showers,” perhaps you can refer to Google as I’m trying to be dainty here.
Here is the full report, unverified and containing some errors, according to news sources that chose to share it. Most of them declined, until they were able to better verify it. So you know the drill, as Sharon has said on social media. The disgraced pol must find a spiritual adviser — STAT — and then repent — though this particular pol reacted thus:
Well, no huge surprise there. But while Bro. Don works out his own salvation, I stand ready. And I will figure out how to talk to the grandkids about this, something along the lines of “Kids? Granny needs to talk to you about something in the news today. Now, a ‘golden shower’ is when two people love each other very much…”
Or, more likely, “Kids? Golden showers spread disease. Don’t do it.” Was this report a hoax? We’ll see…